Aaron Moseley- Assignment 13

The caravan. "Liberals" have said that it's a group of people fleeing violence in South American countries and trying to legally seek asylum in the US. But I know exactly what they are. Every single man, woman, and child are members of MS-13, the Monstars from Space Jam, Al Qaeda, the Cobra Kai dojo, and ISIS all at the same time. They represent a larger topic of the invasion of our country. 

Some have said that illegal immigrants fraudulently vote, committing up to five hundred million counts of voter fraud. This would be enough to sway either the Electoral College or the popular vote, whichever I'm opposed to at this time.

These "illegals" also cause natural disasters, like the "Camp Fire" and Hurricane Maria, which might I add killed less than negative three people. This would have been worsened severely if not for the timely intervention of our Dear Leader, Comrade Trump.

The only feasible solution in my eyes is to take the entire continental United States and push it somewhere else. This would prevent any more illegals from entering the country and allow us to become completely isolationist, just as our founders wanted.