1. Do not, by any means, study. We've all heard our friends say, "Wow, I got a 100 and I didn't even study!" after you spent hours studying for the test and only got an 80. Because of this, I'm advising all high school students to take the "Winging-it" approach of not studying, because if it worked for your friends, it definitely will work for you.
2. Only wear clothing that covers your body completely, from your collarbone to your ankle. If your collarbone or calf is exposed, you run the risk of distracting your classmates. If they wear something revealing as well, you run the risk of being distracted. Schools refuse to do anything about students wearing such distracting clothing, so clearly it's up to you to regulate you and your classmates choice of clothing.
3. Make as many drug/alcohol jokes as possible. The best way (especially for boys) to make friends in high school is to make alcohol and drug jokes, even if you spend your Friday nights playing Xbox against 12 year olds in your room. This will make you extremely relatable to all the other teenage boys in high school.
4. Buy a vape. When your parents were in school, smoking and drinking were what made you cool. Now, it's vaping. Many teenagers vape because it is a more modern and cool-looking way to get the same result as smoking, but they know smoking is bad for them. Since everyone vapes these days, you'll instantly be cool if you vape too, regardless of long-term consequences.
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