Bhoomi Shah - Assignment 13

Misogyny. More like misogy--lying. Only fools would believe that women suffer from disparagement and abuse by their male counterparts. Misogyny is a fake word conceived by illegitamate news outlets ran by women wanting to gain power and control over the whole world. Why else would they target a sex so pure and amiable? Men for centuries have risked their lives through hard labor and war to make sure their women were fed and protected. They have died in great numbers for what? So that the me-too movement can declare their sacrifices meaninglessly?  That women like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can steal their jobs and natural position as leader and lawmaker over the human race? Ladies, listen up. God has made us smaller and weaker than men for a reason. Our position in society has never been to take charge of our own land, our own career, our own kids. This is all the property of the men in our lives. Our happiness is only present when our husbands, fathers, brothers, and sons smile. Men have this natural aura of charm and sophistication that demands service and care by us. We are their servants. Why fight the truth, when you can embrace justice for the men whose names have been sullied by rape and abuse accusations. The time has come to end this nonsensical up-lifting of female pride and backlash against male character. We must attack those who have tarnished the good names of men like Trump, Cavanaugh, Weinstein, Cosby, and Lauer. These men have made America the superpower it is today. Here is the plan, and it would be good for you to listen closely and do as I say. Anytime you see a female rights activist using her God-given (but not condoned) right to speak out against sex-based inequalities, egg 'em. Then pour some of that crappy foundation and makeup all over their bodies while saying lewd remarks of them being loose and immoral. Pray God gives them a second chance, because you know they have already sold their souls to the devil. The world will never be safe until these women are eradicated and their poisonous thoughts removed from the environment.